26 Examples of Humor That Is Darker Than Night
In a black, black town lived people with a black, black sense of humor. They could play jokes even in the blackest situations, but they could make everybody around them laugh.
Bright Side collected 26 examples of ruthless and cynical jokes that are on the edge of horror and joy. They prove that black humor is actually all about having a great love of life. At the end of the article, there is a bonus waiting for you to show you that these jokes can be there even when you are not waiting for them.
“This is my family greeting me at the airport from a business trip.”
“He lost an arm. She had a double mastectomy. This is their Christmas card.”
Step back immediately!
“That one friend who always has the beginning and the end of the party all planned out.”
Your joy seems to be the wrong one.
“My sister and her boyfriend are heading up to our cabin tomorrow night, so I left them a present for when they turn on the lights.”
There are unexpected consequences to taking a nap in a workplace.
To avoid a misunderstanding:
This guy lost his leg and creates wonderful and ironic images for Halloween every year.
“This is how my boyfriend ’took care of me’ when I blacked out.”
“Forgot to reposition the camera to take a jumping pic. Looks like we hung ourselves.”
Sometimes it is really difficult to doubt this:
It seems a miracle recently happened here.
You should have believed me.
“Neighbors’ outdoor Christmas decorations...before the cops made them take it down.”
“Had minor surgery today. My husband didn’t want to take any chances, so he wrote instructions on my arms and legs.”
“Dedication page of Introduction to Algebraic Topology.”
The most honest Christmas card
The car rammed the café. After some time, the repair was done.
“I turned on the motion detection on our nanny cam and set it to email my wife while she’s at work tonight. Then I dressed up in an old Halloween mask and set my plan into motion. My ear is still bleeding from her phone call. But yet I can’t wait to buy more masks!”
“I wore this custom shirt during my wife’s labor. Wife was not amused.”
“My wife dressed up as Lara Croft for Halloween. She’s an amputee, so she improvised.”
“My parents finally put up a stocking for my wife.”
“My husband is a psycho.”
A persuasive argument from the developer!
This shot perfectly illustrates the outgoing year.
Bonus: Disney had a really black sense of humor.
Which of these shots did you like the most? Are there any photos with black humor jokes in your collection? Please share them in the comments!
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