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16 opening lines to initiate small talk with your cat

16 opening lines to initiate small talk with your cat


True cat people know for sure that their beloved pets are very good conversationalists. They can’t answer your questions, but judging from their actions and facial expressions, they sure know what you’re saying. Especially, when it comes to the subject of food.

We collected some of the most popular phrases our cats hear from us every day.

  1. ’Okay, okay, just five more minutes!’
  1. ’Come on, give me a hug! Don’t you love me at all?!’
  1. ’What the hell are you doing in there?!’
  1. ’Just what do you think you’re doing?!’
  1. ’You really are useless, aren’t you?!’
  1. ’Get down from there right now!’
  1. ’I see someone had a very productive day... Besides sleeping, what have you been doing all day long?’
  1. ’What? Now you wanna go outside? But I’ve JUST let you in!’
  1. ’Yeah, okay, I was actually reading here...’
  1. ’What do you see in this box, I mean really?!’
  1. ’Drop it, you could get hurt!’
  1. ’And they say cats are smart and wise...’
  1. ’Sometimes you really do act like you’re a smart guy.’
  1. ’But the next moment you prove me wrong.’
  1. ’You know, you’re strange...’
  1. ’And I love you no matter what!’
Preview photo credit Vasiliy Bezkedov
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