God that last twitter one hurts to read haha.. worst timing for a pickup line if you ask me!
11 People That Tried to Hit on Someone Romantically but Failed
Most of us have unusual romantic stories. Of course, everyone has heard those cheesy pick-up lines and they’re hardly surprising. But there are still some people who are quite inventive when it comes to the art of pick-up.
We at Bright Side really hope you have something to add to these Internet users’ stories!
- Guy on the street: Hey, can we talk?
Me, thinking, “Oh no!” and roll up my pant leg to show him my hairy leg hoping to scare him away.
Guy: ...
Me: I’m trying to scare you.
Guy, showing his hairy leg: This can’t scare me. © _tomato_hater / Twitter
- I remember a guy texted me online and wanted to chat. I agreed and here is how our conversation went:
Him: I need a serious girl who knows what she wants.
Me: I want to eat. I know this for sure and I’m serious.
He never texted me again. Why not? I know what I want. © ol_fa_sol / Twitter - My friend was in the underground and she liked a guy she saw there. She used AirDrop and found his Instagram page. It turned out that he was a piercing artist. Now she’s thinking of getting a piercing and hitting on him. © Derbershto / Twitter
- This is the funniest pick-up line that was used on me. I was at KFC making my order.
Cashier: Do you have a bonus card?
Me: No.
Cashier: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Cashier: Let’s switch.
I was shocked. He was shocked by what he said and to get out of the situation, he got me the card. © SongOfaWhale / Twitter - Some guy tried to talk to me. And I just told him my ex step-dad’s number I still hate. Then I said I was in a rush and walked away. © _tomato_hater / Twitter
- What do you know about awkward situations? A guy on the metro came up to me and said, “You looked at me for so long and I expected you to act but you are probably very shy. I decided to act first.” And I wasn’t looking at him, I was just minding my own business. © olya_dd / Twitter
- I was walking and I saw a cute girl with a camera. I came up to her and said:
— Excuse me, do you take pictures of events?
— I do, why?
— Come and photograph our first date. © jewwantsmoney / Twitter - People hit on me very rarely but I think what happened today was special.
Guy: Beautiful...
Me: What is?
Guy: Your silence. You wanna go for a walk? © rijsamurai / Twitter
Has anyone ever tried to hit on you but failed? Tell us in the comment section below!
Comments
I also wouldn't be very impressed by this
Not too sure what the guy was trying to get out of that situation haha
Some people are just real smooth talkers.. others, not so much
Well, at least these people say something. I've encountered a few that like just to stare
Haha I get you. This has happened to me more than once. I don't get it though. Like why staring when you can say 'hi'?
Tbh I don't know either. I guess they're ashamed of saying something
Yeah. Sometimes I'm the one that takes the first step
The Harry Potter one just made me laugh so bad ?