When I worked as a waiter at a restaurant, there was a day when no guests came in until 8 pm, and I fell asleep at one of the tables. I woke up because someone was caressing my cheek! I opened my eyes and saw a beautiful girl before me saying, "Cutie pie, I wanna have some grub!"
When I worked as an operator at a taxi call center a couple of years ago, I used to often drivel: I made orders in my sleep, said my taxi service greeting instead of a simple "hello"... But the climax came when, instead of asking the driver of my bus to stop, I shouted for the whole bus to hear, "Taxi service, good day!"
I just love rush hour on the subway! It's just incredible when everyone is crowding in the cars while I'm sitting comfortably and grinning. I drive the train.
Working days are when you ask your colleague what Shakespeare's last name is, she replies, "William," and you both go your separate ways.
I'm 30, married, higher education, two jobs. And I just love Penguins of Madagascar. Everyone knows it and jokes about it. Not a single celebration goes by without a present with those penguins: a mug, a T-shirt, whatnot. I was glad everyone understood me, but the moment of true bliss came when my boss found out about my little fancy and began giving tasks like this: "We need this and this. Kowalski, your options!"
I'm a nursery teacher. A dad came over a few days ago. He knows neither the group nor the teacher, but he shows the height of the girl he's looking for and her name. The thing is, WE don't know any girl with such a name! After a long questioning, it turned out he was looking for the school across the road.

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