17 Witty Children Whose Every Saying Is a Masterpiece

Each parent could probably publish a book about their children’s endless mischief. While at the same time, some of the things they say turn out to be truly practical wisdom. Because “pick up your toys” and “pick up all of your toys” are completely different requests. Also, there is a very simple way to divide 9 cookies between 2 people.
At Bright Side, we love to read the stories of how children see the world, and we hope that these stories will touch your heart. In the bonus section, you’ll see a story that proves even teenagers are still full of childhood mischief.
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Bonus: When you’re not a child anymore but still mischievous:
Do you have a story that could fit in with our selection? Tell us in the comments below.
Comments
#4 describes my state that I experience from time to time 😅
#8: Just cut one cookie in half and give half to your sister
#13: Cause they’re free from experiencing the pains of life
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