Safety Dance is one of my favorite 80s songs. It played at my wedding at least once. That and the Ghostbusters theme. And an orchestra version of the Doctor Who theme. Husband said my wanting the Ghostbusters theme to play made him fall in love all over again haha. What can I say, it’s an excellent song from excellent movies.
16 Bold Clothing Tags That Say More Than They’re Supposed To

Clothing tags are there to tell us how to clean our clothes in the proper way, but some of them go farther than that. They can teach you a couple of life lessons, raise your self-esteem, and even tell you something about personal hygiene. If you are one of those people who ignore tags on new items, try checking out your clothes, and you’ll probably find a gem attached to one of your shirts.
Here at Bright Side, we’ve selected some amusing and dramatic clothing tags for you, and we’d be glad if you added your funny tags to this collection!
1. It’s always great to have a choice.
2. This tag on a reusable diaper also suggests alternative ways of washing...
3. Who would ever think to slap a panda, we wonder?
4. Remember that you can always dance if you want to.
5. That sounds like a good plan!
6. Don’t be that guy.
7. As long as your pants fit, the rest doesn’t matter.
8. Some clothing tags are great motivational speakers.
9. Thanks for letting us know.
10. Do not bleach, tumble dry, do not iron decoration... Wait... What?!
11. This shirt tag has a recipe for French pastries on it.
12. “This tag didn’t even come from a hat!”
13. “Tags like this are why doing laundry scares me...”
14. A recipe for a perfect Christmas
15. And this tag apparently wants us to know its favorite food...
16. Thank you, shirt tag...
Have you ever found funny tags on your clothes or other items? Share the pics of your discoveries in the comments!
Comments
Frowning on comments isn’t nice, thought there’d be an explanation or another comment. Oh well! My geekiness doesn’t need to be liked!
I usually did not read tag except for wanting to see the size
I think now I'm gonna start doing it :D
who knows what hides in there
LOL, I must have to admit that this is 1 that I have not heard before. Keep up the good work.
these are hilarious ????
why would a tag say wash your butt or don't eat hat or don't slap pandas? like WHY?
And then instructions to wash so you don't ruin it like everything else in your life is priceless ????
clothing tags have more smart and philosophical thoughts than some books..
Gotta check my clothing tags now, I'm curious!
One more to the collection :D


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