14 Friends Who Have a Black Belt in Creating Awkward Situations

There are calm friends, wise friends, “like everyone else” friends—and then there are these. The ones who can turn even a trip to the store into an adventure. They are the ones who can create an awkward situation at any moment.

• Today my wife left for work early in the morning, and I slept through. Plus, she didn’t call her friend in the morning, who drives both her child and ours to daycare. So the friend overslept too.
  As a result, the half-asleep friend arrived at the daycare in the morning and said that she had overslept with the father of the second child (me) because the mother of the second child (my wife) left for work early in the morning. This was her way of explaining why she brought the kids late. Unfortunately, this only raised more questions. © pitart / Pikabu
• A friend invited me over to have tea, warm up, and chat. We go to her place. It’s around 12 noon. She tells me to go to the kitchen and sit down—she’ll be right there.
  I walk into the kitchen, and there’s some bearded guy in a robe with pink unicorns rummaging through the fridge! I’m in shock looking at him—he’s in shock looking at me. Then he blurts out, “Hello. Who are you?”
  The situation was quickly defused by my friend, who came into the kitchen and asked the bearded man in the unicorn robe to go get dressed. It turned out to be her dad, who took an impromptu day off. His robe was pretty cool, though. © Not Everyone Will Understand / VK
• A friend recently ditched my birthday. She texted that she couldn’t come because she was busy. I would’ve been fine with it, but she informed me less than 2 hours before, when all the food was already ordered and bought. I would have ordered less if I had known—as it was expected she’d come with her boyfriend, but no one showed up.
  Later, it turned out she lied about her plans and just didn’t feel like coming. A couple of years ago, she publicly scolded our mutual friend, who didn’t show up for her own birthday. I moved on, but it was unpleasant. © ******** Unicorn / ADME

• I had a friend. We were friends from the 1st to the 11th grade, and she always copied off me because I was a straight-A student. After school, she tried to convince me to apply to the university she wanted to attend. When I refused, the friendship abruptly ended. © 135FT / Pikabu
• I was getting married and didn’t plan on inviting anyone. My husband and I worked in the morning, then went to the registry office; the entire ceremony lasted about 40 minutes. We signed the papers and headed off to work in different directions.
  A friend stopped talking to me because she felt I should have invited them. But it seemed inconvenient to ask them over for just 40 minutes, especially since they lived far away. So she no longer keeps in touch with me. We really didn’t have a celebration, no photo sessions, nothing.
  And I always wonder if I was really in the wrong, or maybe she wasn’t a real friend after all. © ninapavlovna8

• During my first philosophy class, my friend and I sat there, listening intently to the lecturer. At one point, he gave us an assignment: “Remember an instance when you saw the happiest person.” Everyone immediately immersed themselves in their memories. Each student shared their experience, what happiness meant to them.
  It was my friend’s turn, and she confidently said, “For me, the happiest person is my grandmother when she counts her money and realizes how many chickens she can buy with it all.” That was when a smile appeared on the lecturer’s face for the first time during the class. © Not everyone will understand / VK
• I have a friend with a peculiar sense of humor; sometimes she can really come up with something unexpected. She was dating a guy for about 6 months, and one evening she got the idea to play a joke on him. She went up to him and said straight to his face, “Listen, Adam, I don’t know how to tell you this... We need to break up!”
  My friend was curious to see his reaction, but the guy calmly replied, “Oh? Well, alright, I’ve been racking my brain for a week, not knowing how to tell you the same thing. Thanks that you got it yourself!” © Caramel / VK
• I had a friend who moved to “make a career in the big city.” Right away, I noticed she only made friends with people who were older and wealthier. I thought, “Well, who knows? Anything is possible.” But one day I saw her chat with her mother—and I was stunned.
  Her mom wrote, “You need to be friends only with those who are useful. Don’t waste time on those who can’t give you anything. And remember: every connection should bring a benefit.”
  It became clear why she was never interested in how I was doing but always asked who among my acquaintances had “potential.” As I later realized, she used me for a long time and then simply disappeared.

• We were taking a walk with my friend and decided to have some tea at a café. We sat at a table, placed our order, and were waiting. Suddenly I noticed my ex sitting not far from us, glancing our way! I whispered this to my friend, and then he approached us and started flirting with my friend right in front of me!
  But she didn’t miss a beat and shot back with, “Excuse me, young man, but I’m attracted to real men, and you don’t quite fit that description.” If only I could have photographed his face at that moment, I would have framed it and looked at it every day! © Overheard / VK
• My friend and I went to have dinner after work. She decided to invite her boyfriend. He sat down with us, and out of nowhere, my friend started saying all sorts of toxic nonsense.
  Her boyfriend asked if we were going to order anything else, and she suddenly said, “Well, Rita has already devoured an entire pizza by herself. I’m shocked at how a girl can eat so much.”
  Then she pointed at my purse and made the next hit, “Sweetie, see Rita’s bag? That’s the kind I wanted to order. Good thing I didn’t do it; the quality is awful.”
  Luckily, I had already finished eating because I didn’t want to argue in front of her boyfriend, so I just paid and left. What’s with this nonsense? She had never behaved like this before. © Caramel / VK
• I made friends with a coworker. Everything was great until I started having an affair with a man from the office. We kept it secret for quite a while, but when my friend finally found out, she was terribly offended and began to openly feel jealous.
  She started making snide remarks about it. Then she began saying some nasty things about him, like, “He’s not right for you!” — “Can you explain why?” — She stayed silent.
  Then she said he had been seeing someone else and did something bad to a girl. When I asked, “What exactly and to whom?” she went silent again. © Confusion / ADME

• My friend can’t ride a bicycle, but I decided to teach her. I never thought there could be people who are so resistant to learning. We struggled for about 3 hours, and the next day another 3, and then 2 more the day after, but she still could barely ride.
  On the fourth day, she said, “Oh, I’m so tired already! Maybe we should postpone the lessons for now!” I thought, “Okay, let’s postpone. Just don’t complain again that I ride my bike everywhere and you can’t!” © Caramel / VK
• My friend and I both have boyfriends, and we hang out as couples. But we are completely different. Recently, we were all sitting together, talking.
  My friend asked my boyfriend, “Hey, where are you going tomorrow?” He replied, “To a friend’s birthday...” After a minute of silence, my friend turned to me and said, “And you just let him go like that?” I replied, “Why shouldn’t I?”
  And again, after a minute of silence, she said to her boyfriend, “Look, we will never be like that. You won’t hang out with random girls. And at home, you’ll let me check your texts. It seems to me you’re hiding something from me...”
  At that moment, my boyfriend squeezed my hand tightly and whispered, “Thank you for not being like that.” © Not everyone will understand / VK
• A friend started hitting on my husband: texting him, dropping hints, even inviting him over for tea. One day, she showed up at our place thinking he was alone. I hid in the closet. I was sure she was going to make a move, but she brought in a pile of balloons.
  She said, “Hi, Oliver! I know you couldn’t think of this yourself, so go down and bring up a few more bags from the car; we’re making a surprise for Helen!” I almost cried! It turned out she wanted to surprise me for my birthday. She’s the best!

And these stories prove that true friendship is the strongest force on Earth.