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20 Times People Forgot to Turn Off Their Autopilot

Sometimes people are so distracted that they say things they never meant to say. Think about when you were a kid and you raised your hand in class and started your question by saying, “Mom” instead of “Teacher.” Well that happens in adult life as well and, as embarrassing as it might be for the person that forgot to turn off their mind’s autopilot, for the rest of us, it still gives us a healthy smile for the rest of the day. And because of that, a Reddit user started a thread asking other users to share the funniest autopilot responses from their adult life.
And from that thread, Bright Side selected the funniest comments posted by users that probably wished these things had never happened, but now look back at them with humor. Take a look!
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Do you recall having gone through a similar situation? Share your anecdotes with us in the comments and tell us how people reacted to them!
Comments
I feel so awkward when I go order a pizza and the delivery guy tells me "bon appetit", and I say "thanks, you too" ?♂️
I have done this several times too ahah but I believe these guys are used to such dumb relies :D
I just put some extra tips after it if I say such things, makes me cringe so much
I went to a wedding once and we had to congratulate the couple on stage and as I congratulate the lady and she says thank you I say yeah have a great life. I was embarrassed
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