10 Times Kids Proved They Need Their Own Comedy Show

Children have an incredible knack for delivering humor in the most unexpected ways. Their unfiltered observations, quirky imaginations, and blunt honesty often result in moments that are unintentionally brilliant.

• I had just gotten out of the shower and was busy getting dressed when my daughter ran into the room. She saw my stretch marks and froze. Then she ran up to me and said, “Did you get scratched by a tiger?”

• My 2.5 yo came up to me and said, “Mad baby” and I said, “Why’s the baby mad?” He told me because I don’t let him eat lotion. I responded, of course not! It goes on your skin, not the mouth.
  He frumped over, bent his knees and hung his arms, and with his lips puckered said, “Sad baby.” © Hot-Tone-7495 / Reddit

• I dropped my daughter off at daycare today and upon seeing a new child, she walked up to her, pointed, then asked, “What's this?” She then proceeded to pet her like a cat, and proclaimed, “It's soft.” © craneryan88 / Reddit

• At the time, my son was 6. I took him to see the movie Up. When the scene with the photos come up, I'm trying not to let the cut onions get to me.
  He looks up at me with the most concerned look on his face and says, “Dad, they didn't have any kids, so who is taking all those terrible photos of them?” I couldn't help but to laugh....then I realized he made an excellent point. © Atrocious84 / Reddit

• When my brother was a little kid, he had a uniform he wore to kindergarten, a polo tucked into khakis. Well, after repeatedly being sent home with notes stating his shirt was always coming untucked, my mom proceeded to ask why his shirt kept getting untucked. My dear brother's response was that his shirt was “afraid of the dark and didn't like it.” © Doublerouble / Reddit

• Some of my cousin's friends claimed the treehouse, and my cousin failed to get it back through negotiation. He probably learned this phrase from his dad and walked into the house and exasperatedly said, “Once again diplomacy has failed.” © Ifunctiononkitkats / Reddit

• My niece: “What's this?” My sister: “That's a videotape. It's what we used to watch before there were DVDs and Blu-ray.” My niece: “Ohh, like when there were cavemen and stuff?” © HannyMarie / Reddit

• My little cousin asked her dad what he wanted for his birthday. My uncle thought he was funny and replied, “Children that behave.” My little cousin looked at him for a second and replied with a straight face, “Where are we gonna get those from?” © graffitidose / Reddit

• My friend's little brother had heard older boys describing cool things as “sick.” So when he was showing off his new toy, he said, “Look at my new car, isn't it so nauseous?!” © k4ng / Reddit

• My little cousin (4 years old) and I were up late watching TV, the commercials came on, and I said, “Okay, time for bed.” He looks at me and stretches out both hands and goes, “But they said they will be right back!!” I was so dumbfounded. © Iridescence10 / Reddit

These unforgettable moments show that kids have an unmatched ability to turn ordinary situations into pure comedy gold. Their unique perspective on the world brings a kind of humor that’s impossible to script.