When you go outside in the morning, you don’t know what’s going to happen from one moment to the next. For example, someone from this article mistook breath freshener for eyedrops and another person drowned their “waterproof” camera. Sound unpleasant? That’s just the beginning!
“Ordered a Caesar salad in a restaurant.”
Operation: Steal the Fries was unsuccessful.
“Finally got a telescope: Expectation vs Reality”
When a cat decides to make some changes:
“My wife thought the skillet she ordered would be a little bigger...”
“I thought these were eye drops. Turned out to be mint breath freshener.”
When you’re a pawfect door designer:
“Never thought I’d have lake front property.”
“My waterproof camera sucked in all the water and left me this last image.”
“I bought a lemon pie for my dad’s birthday and this happened on the way home.”
“The delivery company left my package right in front of the garage door.”
“My boyfriend tried to open a can of corn. He had high hopes opening the second. And had a near mental breakdown by the third.”
“My oven exploded while I was trying to cook chicken...”
“They put my donut in the bag, upside-down.”
“My coworker told me that everyone dressed up at my office. Now I’m the only fool dressed like Captain Kirk...”
“A squirrel set up its nut storage under the hood of my van.”
So, how is your day going?
Please note: This article was updated in January 2023 to correct source material and factual inaccuracies.