10+ People Who Wish Their Day Had a Return Option

Statistically, 1 out of 3 items bought online end up being sent back to the store. 58% of customers prefer easy, no questions asked return policies. If the theory that all 8 billion of us live in a computer simulation is true, the following unlucky folks would be the first to push the “click to return” option.

“Got stung in the eye at 2 AM while asleep by probably one of the last wasps of the season.”

“Welp. It looks like today is my lucky day.”

“My boss is not going to like this.”

“My wife cut my hair.”

“Drove 3 hours to go to the Grand Canyon.”

“I was terrified when this thing dropped on my head.”

“Lost my keys. Drove my husband’s car to work. Mistake.”

“There was a fork in the road...”

“Looks like someone put too much soap in the washing machine.”

“Your day probably wasn’t as bad as his.”

“Melon 1, knife 0”

“It’s just a little ice, it’s fine.”

“My best friend has awesome tan lines.”

“I think they’re done.”

“Did the dishes before leaving the house. Didn’t listen to my mom when she said, ’just buy more dishwasher pods, and don’t use dish soap when you’re in a pinch.’”

“I have no idea how I lost a tire square.”

“When you forget to put sunscreen on your feet.”

What keeps you going when you have a bad day? If you could choose not to remember one of your worst days ever, which day comes to mind first?