A while ago, my wife and I went to a wedding that neither of us wanted to happen. When we were on our way, we started getting severe storm warnings on the radio and the wedding was supposed to be on a boat. We finally get to the place. Total attendance: 9 people (including the wedding couple and the officiant.) At least it was a pretty house. So we go get on the boat and, thankfully, the lake was perfectly calm.

So we’re sitting on the boat while the owner is piloting it out near an island in the middle of the lake. The owner’s wife, I’m pretty sure uses it more than he does, is warning him “Hey, it’s shallow here” and he’s completely ignoring her. He drags the prop through the bottom of the lake. So then they stop, and put down sea legs and start setting up to actually do the ceremony. All pictures and videos were done on a couple of cell phones. Also, the entire ceremony, I’m sitting there and the rear legs of the boat are sinking into the lake bed, so we are just slowly rocking back as it sinks into the lake.

Well, we finally get to go back to land. Bring up the sea legs, start up the boat... and the thing is beached. Boat dude decides to dig a deeper hole with the prop, thinking that will help. When the boat finally came unstuck it starts drizzling... My wife, the bride’s daughter, and I just stay quiet.

So we get back to the house and my wife and I are antsy because we aren’t getting home before 11 p.m. and I had to wake up at 4 a.m. for work the next day. Did I mention the wedding was on a TUESDAY?! SteevyT

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