call me old-fashioned, but maybe your five-year-old shouldn't have a phone. Just my opinion. (I am twelve btw, and I just got my first phone.)
12 Kids Whose Words Made Us Laugh Out Loud
Family & kids
03/10/2020

Not so long ago, we published a bunch of children’s sayings found on various social networks. Our readers immediately jumped in on the idea, sending us funny stories of their own. In all, the article garnered 350 comments, and we just couldn’t pass them by!
We at Bright Side had a good time re-reading these rib-tickling gems of kids’ reasoning — some of them literally made us cry with laughter! Here are the 12 examples that we enjoyed the most.
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It’s no wonder that many kids’ sayings become treasured parts of family lore. Have your children or your friends’ kids ever come up with masterpieces like these? We’d love to hear from you in the comments below!
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