9 Genius Tricks That Can Turn the Tables on Anyone Trying to Control You

When dealing with manipulative people, it can feel like you’re trapped in their web of guilt trips, emotional games, and subtle control tactics. But what if you could turn the tables in the most unexpected way? Instead of getting caught in their manipulation, why not outsmart them with a bit of creativity and humor?

In this article, we’ll share 9 quirky and playful tricks that will throw manipulators off guard while keeping you in control. From speaking in haiku to pretending you’re a dog, these strategies will have you laughing while keeping the upper hand. Let’s dive in!

In a recent Instagram comment thread, people shared some hilarious and quirky ways to deal with manipulative or uncomfortable situations.

• One user shared, “I’ve barked at a man before, and it definitely scared him away and bonus it made me laugh because it’s silly.” It’s a playful approach that disrupts the situation and puts the power back in your hands.
• Another commenter suggested, “Pretend that you can see ghosts. Ask if his shoulder is stiff, or he’s experiencing body pains. If he answered yes, tell him a child is sitting on his shoulder or holding his hand. 👀” A perfect way to throw someone off balance!

If you’re looking for even more unconventional ways to handle manipulative behavior, people have shared some hilarious and clever techniques on social media that might just work for you, too. From interrupting with randomness to using mock-serious repetition, here are some of the best responses that are both funny and effective.

• So whenever someone starts pulling their manipulative nonsense on me, I’ve got this one move that always works: I do a “pattern interrupt.” It’s pretty simple—whenever they start their spiel, I just randomly say something completely off the wall, like “Did you see that bird outside?” or “Wait, where’d my coffee go?”
  Sounds weird, right? But it works because it messes with their head. Manipulative people rely on predictability, so when you throw them off like that, they get confused and can’t keep going with their usual tactics. It gives you a chance to reset and take back control of the conversation.
  Trust me, it works way better than you’d think!

• Make them do most of the talking. Don’t give them anything that they can turn against you. © CheeryChap / Reddit

• Whenever someone tries to manipulate me, I just agree to everything... but with a completely absurd twist. Like, “Sure, I’ll absolutely do that—as long as we’re wearing matching banana costumes.” 🍌
  It sounds totally ridiculous, but it works. By adding something so out of left field, it shows I’m not intimidated and definitely not falling for their manipulation. It also throws them off because they were expecting a serious response.
  The key is to make them realize you’re not taking their manipulative behavior seriously at all. Try it next time—guaranteed confusion.

• Here is a simple method. When people ask you for a favor, start by saying no. See what they do.
  If they get angry, if they cry, if they tell you you’re an ****, they are manipulating you. If they accept it and let it go, they weren’t manipulating you. © stopaclock / Reddit

• I can easily identify the most manipulative people in my life. You just have to pay attention to how they address you. For instance, if they approach you and say “Dad...” you are about to be manipulated.
  How do I deal with this particular person? With unconditional love, and being fair, firm, consistent, and compassionate. © Supermusicfriend / Reddit

• I hit them with something totally random: haikus. Instead of responding normally, I just reply in the form of a short, poetic haiku. For example:
  Them: “You always ignore my feelings.”
  Me: “I hear your complaint,
  but silence is my answer,
  I need space to think.”
  It’s confusing for them, and honestly, it cracks me up. It’s short, sweet, and completely throws them off because they have no idea how to respond to poetry. Plus, it makes me feel like a Zen master in the middle of their drama.
  Next time someone tries to manipulate you, just drop a haiku. They won’t know what hit them!

• When someone tries to manipulate me, I just repeat exactly what they say in a mock-serious tone. It goes like this:
  Them: “You’re making a bigger deal out of this than it is.”
  Me: “You’re making a bigger deal out of this than it is.”
  Them: “Stop that.”
  Me: “Stop that.”
  It’s super annoying for them, but honestly, it works like a charm. It forces them to hear how ridiculous they sound and completely messes with their power play. Plus, it’s hilarious, so it lightens the mood for me.
  Give it a shot—watch them squirm.

Next time someone tries to manipulate you, remember: a little creativity and humor can go a long way. With these quirky tricks, you’ll not only regain control, but you’ll also have fun doing it. So go ahead, outsmart the manipulators, and turn their tactics into your own playful power play!

And for deeper psychological insights and proven techniques to reclaim control in manipulative situations, explore these psychological tricks.