14 Sarcastic Comments From Ryan Reynolds That Are Mere Gems

4 years ago

From a Green Lantern mask prototype and a fireplace lit for Santa, to the idea to finally finish the Roman palaces, actor Ryan Reynolds keeps surprising his subscribers with funny posts on Instagram and Twitter! His loyal followers can always depend on his posts to improve their moods in minutes.

We at Bright Side have a rule: if we find something funny, we have to share it with our readers. This is why we’ve compiled a list of words of wisdom from the great Ryan Reynolds.

“This is from my hometown newspaper. I think it’s smart they discontinued the ’wanna know where this child lives?’ section.”

Ryan is also a loving husband and father (nobody ever doubted that).

He crashed his friend’s meeting but nobody seemed to mind.

Daughter: Santa comes down the chimney?
Me: Yup.
Daughter: You left the fire burning all night.
Me: Yup

Silence. A slight breeze. A crow circles in the distance.

“Happy Birthday to my big brother, Jeff. Seems like just yesterday you were changing my diapers, even though it was well over a week ago.”

“Rome is stunning. And they have a Caesar’s Palace there. Hope you finish construction soon.”

“Visiting The Kremlin today. They don’t sell stuff like this at IKEA. As far as I know...”

Have we already mentioned that Ryan is a great father?

“I’m really into the whole tiny sunglasses trend. Thanks for your support, everyone!”

“Early prototype for the Green Lantern mask. People could tell it was an old tissue, so we went with a CGI version.”

“This is Brutus. He’s over 110 years old. He’s telling me his life story but in real time.”

“Yesterday I took a refresher course — focusing on infant and toddler CPR. It takes only a few hours and it’s also kinda, sorta fun. Thank you to Dan from Viva First Aid for the lesson. And thank you to these two helpful yet lifeless dolls whose vacant ocular cavities will haunt me until end times.”

“2015. First time in the suit. It was so clean. So innocent. We both were.”

“I don’t usually post about ex-girlfriends. But Betty’s special. Happy Birthday to the one and only.”

Bonus: Do you remember how Ryan’s friends pranked him?

So, this story has a new part. Ryan made an official truce with Hugh Jackman!

Of course, Ryan couldn’t help but keep joking. But Jackman retaliated. You can see everything here!

Which of the actor’s posts seemed the funniest to you? Tell us why you love Ryan Reynolds in the comments!

Preview photo credit VancityReynolds / twitter


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