15+ Kids Who Were Born to Beat the System

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Kids tend to live in their own world, one that doesn’t fit in our reality. They don’t follow “adult rules” and aren’t familiar with the language tricks we use. As a result, they hear our words, requests, and even school tasks in a way far different than they’re supposed to. Because of this, they end up beating the system we ourselves have created.

1. When your mom wants you to get some exercise:

2. “It’s not what I meant when I said to my son it was too nice outside to play games inside.”

3. Who said bananas are just for eating?

4. “A birthday present from my 9-year-old”

5. When shopping is definitely not your cup of tea:

6. When you ask your kid to use chopsticks:

7. “Asked my daughter to write an apology letter...”

8. “In his defense, I did say to put these in the bathroom.”

9. When you take instructions too literally:

10. When you ask your kid to eat half of their hot dog:

11. It’s the same story with nuggets:

12. “My son decided he was tired of people using his poof.”

13. When you ask your kids to put their shoes outside the door:

14. “The last strawberry is for you, Mom!”

15. Is he going to be a lawyer?

16. “We told our daughter that New Year’s Eve is special because you get to toast to a new year. Now we have a new family tradition.”

17. It’s all about logic:

18. Because we all have that one kid...

Which of these kids amazed you the most? We’d be glad to hear from you in the comments!

Please note: This article was updated in January 2023 to correct source material and factual inaccuracies.
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love it! #8 is just amazingly true. Laughed hard on 7 - SO true haha! Btw there's a lot to learn from these kids haha

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#7 makes me think that sometimes you need to say sorry even if you are not guilty :D


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