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Renovating your home sounds like a dream come true...until you discover that you measured the kitchen island wrong, and now it looks like an aircraft carrier in the middle of the living room. Yes, renovating can be an emotional roller coaster and, in some cases, financial ruin. So you don’t end up crying on the newly laid floor (which, surprise, wasn’t waterproof), we’ve compiled some stories of people who spent a fortune on mistakes they wish they had avoided. Here are some of the most expensive, unusual, and painfully funny renovation anecdotes.
“Got the screws out and boom, right through the water pipe! A quick job turned into a lot of trouble!”
“The floors are LVF (luxury vinyl flooring). This is the 4th time the floors have been mopped, and they still dry dusty and dirty.”
“It had very uneven walls, huge and ugly skirting boards that had been repainted at least 10 times without removing any of the layers. The skirting board also had a lot of cracks, so we could not save it. And it had 2 types of wallpaper + borders in the middle.
The top wallpaper was an old vinyl type that was very difficult to remove, the bottom part was a regular ‘paper’ that came off easily. It looked kind of good, but the previous owners didn’t fix the walls, and instead of adding wallpaper glue when pieces came off, they added superglue that turned yellow underneath the paper. It looked like someone had peed on the walls in 5 different places.
The room would also belong to a young teenager who wanted to paint it blue. So we decided to remove the wallpaper. And immediately regretted it. Underneath were the broken plaster walls, which collapsed immediately.”
“We made the cardinal mistake of going on holiday and leaving him alone in the house to minimize the disruption to us. We were told that the floor needed to be level.
Instead of correcting each room by removing the chipboard subfloor and leveling the joists, he decided to add almost 1100kg (44 bags) of self-leveling compound to bring all the rooms to the same level. This resulted in an unacceptable step of 40mm in each bathroom and a further 40mm on the top step of the staircase (taking it over the 210mm building regulations limit).
On top of this, it looks like he ran out of glue during the job, or the glue went off too quickly, as there are areas of the floor that are lifting. Now we have 40m2 of potentially ruined floor.”
At the end of the day, the best reform is one that leaves you with neither savings nor dignity. So before you start the demolition, learn from these stories and make sure your next big idea doesn’t end up in a “disastrous reform” Reddit thread. And if you want to see more examples of what not to do, check out this article. Remodelling with your head and no regrets!