Parenting is not an easy job, but at the same time, raising children is a truly exciting adventure. Despite sleepless nights and a complete lack of free time, parenthood is not without funny stories. We have collected some tweets from parents who tried to describe their experience in the most hilarious way.
There should be many funny stories and situations if a kid is in the house. Children are so pure and direct that they don’t care about your reaction. They see and they do. If your daughter tried picking the lock to your car with a barrette and it stuck, don’t get angry. She was just trying to help you.
In 2019 alone, there were about 11.36 million plastic surgery procedures carried out all over the world. Whether it’s a plastic surgery or standard medical procedure, people go under anesthesia every single day. But, what’s funny is how they act and talk after they come out of it. They often say things that they would never utter under any other circumstances.
One of the biggest advantages of having children is the endless giggles we have while raising them. With kids, hilarious stories are mostly unintentional and are way funnier than most staged pranks and even the best-scripted jokes.
As of May 2022, around 10,033 tweets are posted on Twitter every second. The number is huge, and it shows just how much people like to share their thoughts with other users. It’s the best way to talk about something and have multiple people reply within seconds. And luckily, this is where we can find some of the most entertaining stories.
All of us probably have a story about something that happened to us or someone from our family and made our belly muscles hurt from laughter. But if such stories have photographic proof, they become even more epic. Today’s heroes have a stash of comical stories with pics that could totally make your day. Warning: some of them may have happened to you too.
A group of researchers did a “Santa Survey” to find out at what age kids start questioning the fantasies or tales told them by adults. The results revealed that the peak age of belief for children is at 5 years old, and then they begin to piece the truth about Santa Claus, for example, when they reach 8-9 years old. But before that stage of skepticism starts, children tend to trust anything their parents say, no matter how wild and illogical it may be.
If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be. And hopefully, there are many people for whom normal has never been their thing. They all have their own approach to our reality and use their creative bone in everything they do.
No one, and nothing on earth, is faster than a toddler with something they shouldn’t have in their mouth. While this is a meme, every toddler parent would say it’s true. Between birth and 3 years of age, a child’s brain develops at a rapid rate. And it seems a lot of those brain connections, about a quadrillion of them, go into making mischief, temper tantrums, and unforgettable moments, especially for the parents.
Everyone needs a good laugh from time to time. As a matter of fact, laughter stimulates the heart, lungs, and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by the brain. Thankfully, life is full of funny moments that trigger the good-feeling hormones, so why take it too seriously?
We all know that kids say the funniest things, but it turns out that parents tell some very amusing stories too. If you’re a parent, then you’ll definitely relate to many of them, and if you’re not, then this might prepare you for the future. Bright Side found 26 stories about parenting that will allow you to catch a glimpse of what’s in store if you choose to become a parent.
Once a fluffball appears in our homes, everything changes. Now as pet owners we’ll have to give treats to our dog on a daily basis, withstand all the weird things our cat does, and stop counting hamsters who reproduce at the speed of the light. Twitter users shared these funny stories about pets and anyone who has a 4-legged friend will understand them.
We often wish we could be a fly on the wall to eavesdrop on other people’s conversations or we would like to have an invisible cape to sneak into a room and discover someone’s revealing secrets. Thanks to some very brave Reddit users who opened up and shared their most intimate secrets, all you need now is the power of the internet.
Having to unexpectedly pay the entire bill at the restaurant. Waiting for your blind date to arrive but the person never shows up. Talking non-stop about an ex when you desperately want to leave. The possibilities of having a bad first date are endless. But if we look on the positive side, these disastrous experiences can always lead to funny stories to tell your friends and laugh at later.
No matter how thick a parenting book is and how many child-rearing tips it has, it can hardly share with you as many spot-on observations and funny stories about being moms and dads as Twitter can. When you dive into this world of bold comebacks from kids, toddler tantrums, mood swings, and tough everyday decisions you have to make as a parent, you laugh and cry, and it doesn’t matter if you have kids of your own or not.
An artist, Marina Bistrova, has 2 kids who serve as the main sources of inspiration for her work. Looking at her comics, we involuntarily start to wonder how similar we are: our problems and joys seem to be the same. The main thing to keep in mind is to make sure we don’t get nervous ticks from all these small joys.
Although sometimes it seems that we have nothing in common with the older generation, most of us have the warmest childhood memories connected to our grandmothers. Their doors were always open for us, and their tables were usually full of homemade cakes and other delicacies. And we are ready to forgive them for any of the confusing situations they sometimes get into due to their age.
At the start of a relationship, people tend to study each other very carefully and closely. Perhaps that is why the little habits of their potential partners, which wouldn’t even be noticed later, seem to stand out at this stage. One Reddit thread wondered what the pettiest reason people refused to date someone was, and it grew into something big, leading people to share some of their funniest stories.
No matter how quirky your cat is, if you share some funny stories about their behavior, chances are, there’ll be many people who’ll say “My cat does the same thing!” They’d prefer to eat from the floor rather than from a fancy dish you’ve carefully chosen. They’d rather play with a straw from a fast food restaurant than with an expensive cat toy you’ve just bought. And waking you up at 3 a.m. just to let you know they are around is one of their favorite hobbies. If this sounds familiar to you, welcome to the club of cat owners who love their naughty pets to the moon and back, no matter what.
If we’ve learned anything from school, it’s that classrooms are full of very contrasting personalities. Among our classmates, we’d find the most brilliant student and the laziest one. We even shared desks with the class clown who made us laugh but was undoubtedly a pain for teachers.
It’s hard not to remember the good old times when the only thing you had to worry about was just finishing an assignment for school and getting a good grade. But the most important thing in school years was to actually have fun. Well, sometimes it would happen that you’d have fun at school because something unusual happened in class, and those are some of the best memories we all keep from those years.
There were, are, and will be rich and poor people in every country. And the difference in the mentality, everyday life, and motivation of these types of people continue to be a source for different jokes and funny stories.
A long-term relationship is a place where hundreds of funny stories are born, and Twitter users prove it by sharing hilarious moments of their marriages with the rest of the world. From clever tricks on how to make your spouse bring you a snack as if it was their own initiative, to helping your partner win at their favorite game without them suspecting a thing, these tweets can also be a source of marriage wisdom.
Parenting is a 24/7 job, but if you need a little break from changing diapers or cleaning up messes, funny parenting tweets are probably what you need right now. From funny reasons behind toddler tantrums to amusing stories about kids’ logic, they’ll ring a bell for many sleep-deprived parents of little kids. Even if you don’t have kids or if your children are adults now, we bet you’ll have a good laugh at the daily struggles of these Twitter moms and dads.
Children are not just a joy for their parents, but they’re also little representatives of humanity who can think beyond stereotypes. That’s why their actions and sayings are so necessary at times. They help us remember that life is an exciting game full of humor.
Olga Alexeeva is a mother of 2 children, and she’s really humorous about her everyday life. Many people love her work, which she posts on Instagram, and which is an homage to her children’s mischievous and optimistic nature. Her work also helps other mothers smile and realize that they are not alone in similar situations.
Being a cashier is a unique experience. There are so many people who buy things that are fairly unusual or that may not make any sense at all. These employees see countless customers on a daily basis, and not all of them buy the regular products you’d expect someone to get at a supermarket. A few of them have a pretty strange combination of products in their shopping carts and that’s when you know things will either get awkward or turn into a funny joke with the customer.
Anesthesia can make us say extremely crazy, incoherent, and... embarrassing things. So, when we shared an article about the nonsense that internet users had said when under its effects, our readers also wanted to share their disgraceful experiences.
It’s hard to believe that those cute and innocent little creatures that steal our hearts and souls with a simple smile are the same ones that can turn your whole house upside down at any given time of any given day, without you even noticing it until it’s too late. Broken eggs, destroyed money, locks of hair flying everywhere. These are some of the most incredible mischief stories that Bright Side readers shared with us. Some kids truly pushed the limits of their parents’ patience. But in the end, there was no doubt that the love they felt for their children was more than enough to forgive them and even laugh at how naughty they’d been.
We all happen to encounter situations that are full of drama. But this is no reason to think that the universe has something against you. Even the most difficult days filled with awkward situations can become funny stories that we happily share with friends and followers online.
Mary Park, an artist from California known under the name Murrz, illustrates her life honestly and with a great sense of humor. This is why people online really love her work. In many of her comics, you will recognize yourself, and if you don’t, they will at least put you in a good mood.
Every job comes with its own set of perks and benefits, just as every company has its own culture and way of doing things. But when we’re talking about a corporation as big as McDonald’s, with something like 40,000 restaurants all over the globe, there’s far more than one thing to relate to. Well, as it turns out, one of the perks of working at McDonald’s is finding yourself in pretty strange situations. Most of the time, you’d have to be an employee to understand these, but thanks to Reddit users who shared their strange yet funny stories online, we get to know what it’s really like to work here.
For men, their sense of humor has always been somewhat of an art. Men can find a way out of almost any situation. If they want to dry their jeans, something divine will happen — and they can justify any mess that they have in their homes.
Our attention can only be focused on one thing at a time and there have been experiments that have proven this. Volunteers watched a game of 2 teams dressed in black and white clothes. Their job was to count the number of passes from each team. The subjects got the right number of passes, but 50% of them didn’t even notice that there was a person who was wearing a full gorilla suit.
It just so happens that fate seems to test our resistance and strength and fills our day with all sorts of minor hiccups. And we look at them and think: “Today, Lady Luck is clearly not smiling at me.”