Kids are the source of headaches and fun at the same time. No one can make you scratch your head quite like them. Children have their own rules of life and their own logic. And that’s fantastic because we could use some unconventional things in our adult routine.
1. “How I feel when my coach says, ’Pay attention to the details in the technique.’”
2. “My 2-year-old cousin is genuinely in love with her skeleton.”
3. “I really need to figure out what they are doing to my son at school.”
4. “Imagination Level 100. Someone drew a pillow with chalk, then lay down for a nap.”
5. “My son found my ’fishing rods.’”
6. “My daughter backed into a light pole and promptly got out of the vehicle and fled the scene. Her very first hit and run.”
7. “Every family has that one kid.”
8. “My daughter made ’ground meat’ Rice Krispies treats.”
9. “My son dropped his phone in the toilet and opened a brand new bag of risotto to dry it out.”
10. “Playing hide and seek with a toddler is always a thrill.”
11. “He was mad that he didn’t get to go to Taco Bell, so he tried to eat a cardboard box.”
12. “I got stuck in a stool in seventh grade.”
13. “Tell me you have a 3-year-old without telling me you have a 3-year-old.”
14. “My 6-year-old started screaming that the toilet wouldn’t flush.”
“I asked him why he used so much toilet paper. He wanted the cardboard cylinder for arts and crafts.”
15. “What my 2-year-old does when I say I’m not opening any more candy for him tonight”
16. “I’ve been searching for my keys all day.”
17. “My son said he was hot and wanted ice cream. This is not what I expected.”